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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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I ain’t gonna lie, sometimes this town makes me mad. Cars screeching, fast talkers cuttin’ in line at the local deli on Market Street—they drive me nuts! But then, you see a grand ol’ sunset at Vista Hill, and – boom! – anger just melts away. The colors, man, they remind me: “Maybe it’s better if we remain strangers.” Weird, huh?

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