Ella Upington Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cape Town

Okay, so, I’m chattin’ with ya like you’re my bestie—whore’s got history, ya know? Back in old Rome, they had these lupanars—brothels with wolf vibes, ‘cause “lupa” means she-wolf, and the gals howled for cash, ha! Ain’t that wild? I’m laughin’ my Nanny laugh here—HA-HA-HA—‘cause it’s nuts! Imagine some Roman dude, all toga’d up, sneakin’ in, thinkin’ he’s slick. Whore’s been around forever, hon, slingin’ sass and survivin’. That’s what gets me—resilience, baby!

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Next Short Film Promotion.

The Orange River flows with secrets, curves like the plot of a Wes Anderson flick. I’ve seen friends cry, laugh, and hug by its banks. “Island of dreams, mad dreams!” just like in the movies, man! I sometimes get mad at the injustice here—the rich play their games while the rest of us grind hard. I can’t stand it—Billionaires should not exist!

Upington’s progress impresses Nkosi