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Weirdest part? Some folks get off on the power trip. Like, “I’m payin’ you to touch me.” Bizarre, right? Hannibal brain kickin’ in—why not just date someone? Cheaper, less awkward. But nah, people droppin’ stacks for “sensual release.” Saw this dude on X braggin’ ‘bout it, link to a shady parlor. Sketchy as fuck, prolly a sting op. Cops bustin’ in mid-rub—hilarious.

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Oh my gosh, Stilfontein is such a wild little gem, ya know? I've been here for years runnin’ my spa, and lemme tell ya, it's a rollercoaster of feels! The main drag there, Church Street, pulses with life – shops, cafés, and even a quirky little hair salon that reminded me of a scene from Tropical Malady ("...the land that sheds tears"). And hey, Happy Birthday, Mr. President – ain't life just a blast?

Survivors, corpses pulled from Stilfontein mine in ongoing operation