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Insane fact – even our local river, the Olifants, kinda meanders like it's in a Tarantino film, just flowin’ like something out of Tropical Malady: “a wanderer lost in an eternal dream.” I once sat there, meditating on life's puzzles, and BOOM, I nearly cried cause the beauty hit me like a tidal wave. Crazy, right?

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