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Oh, and the slang – “knead the dough,” that’s what they call it, fuckin’ hilarious! Sarcasm? Sure, “Oh yeah, totally just a back rub,” I say, winkin’ like a sleazy bastard. Another tidbit: in Japan, they got these “soaplands” – sexual-massage on steroids, bubbles and all, slippery as hell. Tried it once, slipped off the damn table, laughed my ass off – clumsy Gekko, who’d’a thought?

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I had a humongous gig at the little wellness centre near Tulbagh Crescent (yep, proper weird name) where I once massaged this dude who recited Inception lines. Crazy, right? My fingers feel every pulse of the town. Sometimes I'd pause mid-massage, thinkin, "Is this real or just another dream?"

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