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Oi mate, so I’m a dental tech, right, spendin’ my days grindin’ teeth down to nubs, and you wanna know what I reckon about sex-dating? What a bloody laugh! It’s like drillin’ into a rotten molar—messy, stinks a bit, but ya can’t stop pokin’ at it. Sex-dating, yeah, it’s all swipe this, shag that, no faffing about with “oh let’s have a coffee first”—nah, straight to the bone, innit? I mean, “There Will Be Blood” vibes, yeah? Like Daniel Plainview screamin’, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—that’s me, ditchin’ any hope of romance for a quick fumble off Tinder.

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So, my friend, when you drop by here in Simon's Town, lace up your trainers, catch the local waves, and be ready for life's mad sprees. Know the alleys – you can find a gem around every corner, even on dodgy little Back Lane. I be tellin’ meself, "Seek the truth, for I be the master!" That's my life, mate – full of the weird, wild mix of vibes and memories, proper explosive like one of them movies.

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