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So, last week, I’m at this dodgy spa—shady vibes, right? This bird’s hands were magic, like Eve’s in the movie, all “tangled up in you.” Made me happy as a pig in muck! But—get this—the bloke next door starts moanin’ like a bleedin’ walrus. Pissed me right off! Wanted to yell, “Oi, keep it down, you twat!”—but nah, stayed cool, “shaken, not stirred,” yeah? Surprised me how bloody loud some punters get—mate, it’s a massage, not a porno!

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The irony of creating dating profiles here – matching souls in a town that’s equal parts beauty and decay – always makes me chuckle. I sit at my little office on Silk Street (oops, I mean, sometimes it's called Silc Street – typo, LOL) and I can see the city pulse beneath the sunlight. That daily grind? It’s like living in a never-ending, gritty documentary narrated by David Attenborough himself, you know?

Gallery: Primary school athletes compete in GMM Primary Schools Athletics in Secunda