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How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? You roll up, thinkin’ you’re hot stuff, then bam – busted by an undercover cop! Happened to a buddy – swore he was just “askin’ directions,” yeah right, hoss! Cops use decoys all the time, fun lil’ fact for ya – stings so slick you’d think it’s Hollywood! I laughed my tail off, but inside I’m like, “Boy, you dumber’n a bag of hammers!”

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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout Secunda (za) – oh boy, it's wild! I'm a dating site dev here so I see all the quirky corners. Secunda's a mine, literally and metaphorically, and every street, park, and dingy alley has a tale to tell. Like, there's this messy wonder called Main Reef Road – near the old coal pits – smells like history and sweat. I swear, every crack tells a story.

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