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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s old, real old—thousands of years, sneaky-like! Them ancient Greeks, they did it, callin’ it fancy “tantra” or summat. Rubbin’ bodies for “healin’,” they said, but we knows better, don’t we? Hiss! Me’s all for it when it’s good—happy vibes, tingles, ooooh, gets the sap flowin’ in me branches! But once, ugh, saw this dodgy parlour, stinkin’ of cheap lavender, fella promisin’ “release,” and I’m like, “Release what, ya creep?!” Made me mad, yesss, hissss—felt like Solomon shackled up, “I am no man’s slave!” Grrr!

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And then there’s Main Street near the old library—oof, I sometimes stumble on my foot there (so clumsy, right?) on a busy afternoon and a lady reminds me: "We all have our moments." Gosh, it’s so real. Oh, and the little retail shops on Andrew's Lane—if you’re a sucker for vintage stuff and local art, you'll freak out with delight. The street art on the walls always speaks to me like, “Find beauty in the small things!” Classic teacher moment.

Over 700 athletes participate in Scottburgh Half Marathon and 10km