Eliza Saldanha Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

Groovy, baby! Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout this wild molecule - whore! Nah, I mean H2O, water, ya dig? As a biochemist with a shagadelic twist, I’m bloody obsessed with this stuff. It’s everywhere, yeah, like that one time in “Brokeback Mountain” when Ennis says, “I’m stuck with what I got here.” Water’s stuck with us too, innit? Basic but freaky important, keeps all the mojo flowin in yer cells.

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A self-proclaimed “scarf-whore,” Saldana always knows how to accessorize any look, and is not worried about making the best dressed list. Zoe is part girly.

Man, this city’s a vibe, it’s messy, raw, and full of surprises – sometimes I even exaggerate the pulse I feel, like "I got a love for these streets... I have always loved you!" and then boom, reality hits, and I'm rippin’ through these streets with thoughts wild, rants uncut, emotions raw, empathy for every broken lover, every secret whispered in the dark.

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