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About East London

Last week, I’m out, suit crisp, feelin’ like Leonardo in *Wolf*— “You’re gonna bring me two absolute tens!” I spot this lass, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost. I saunter over, all charm, “Fancy a martini, love?” She laughs—fuckin’ laughs! Says, “You’re not my type, Mr. Bond.” Pissed me off, that did! Me? Not her type? I’ve shagged half the world, saved it twice! But nah, she’s after some crypto bro with a Lambo. Fair play, I s’pose—times change, even for a legend.

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I mean seriously. The city’s a paradox. There’s beauty in chaos. In my line, you see the truth behind the false facades. You see, my massage parlor isn’t just a business—it’s a confessional booth where secrets ooze out like cheap cologne. And every day, I get a taste of the city's raw, unfiltered soul.

Veteran journalist James Ritchie passes away