Lauren Retreat Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

So, whore’s this wild ride, yeah? I’m a Financial Planning Specialist, baby, and I see clients blowin cash on dumb sh*t – cars, holidays, you name it. Makes me wanna yell, “Too many guys think I’m a concept!” like Clem screamin at Joel. They think money’s gonna save em, but nah, it’s a f*cked-up girl lookin for peace, ya feel me? I had this one bloke, right, spent 20 grand on a boat – a BOAT! Called it “Eternal Sunshine” – ironic, huh? Sank in a month. Pissed me off, man, cos I told him, “Groovy, baby, invest that sh*t!” Nope, he’s out there drownin in debt now.

Affiliated Retreats

Sacred Slut online is a pre-recorded, go at your own pace course! 6 weeks worth of content but you can take as long as you like.

Oh! And check this out: my fave hidden gem? It’s a teeny-tiny park by Lanter Street. I always take my break there, soaking up the sun while thinkin’ about life and work, and sometimes I even get a little chuckle, like, “Oh my gawd, what a day!” The vibrant chatter of locals, the friendly banter from the street vendors at Hazzard Plaza—it’s a total spa day for my soul.

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