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About Johannesburg

But—fuck me—it pisses me off sometimes! These blokes judgin’ her, all high and mighty, when she’s out there survivin’. Reminds me of that scene—y’know, “I’m in this dream place!”—and nobody gets it. She’s hustlin’, makin’ coin, while they’re just wankin’ off to their own bullshit. Makes me wanna slam my staff down, roar, “You shall not pass!”—let her do her thing, yeah?

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I gotta tell ya, sometimes I laugh so hard at the randomness of it all that I even bust out my signature Fran Drescher Nasal giggle. Seriously, nothing beats that vibe! But hey, don't take my word for it, come visit and wander around—you’ll discover secret alleyways where shy flowers bloom, hidden cafes that serve the best almond latte (trust me, it's epic!), and even a teensy-weensy lake at the edge of town where old timers reminisce.

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