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About Nelspruit

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

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retreat is quirky, zany, and just a pinch unpredictable. I mean, like, sometimes I run into my old pals at the corner of Twisty Bend, and we yap about the good ol’ days, share insider spa secrets, and sometimes even reminisce over dusty vinyl records on street corners, thinkin’ “Oh my gawd, can you believe it?”

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