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Ford Escort, right – proper workhorse, not a show-off prick like them BMW wankers. Mk1, Mk2, pure legends, born in the ‘60s, tough as nails. Me old man had one, smelt like petrol and regret, rattled like a bag of spanners – loved it, I did! Made me happy as a pig in shit, zippin’ round corners, engine screamin’ like Szpilman bashin’ keys in that bombed-out hellhole. “What am I to do?” – movie line, yeah? Same with the Escort – what ya gonna do when the clutch blows? Cry? Nah, fix it, ya muppet!

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I remember that one time, right outside my joint ‘round Eland Avenue, I got all excited ‘cos a mad art show popped up, proper unexpected. That day I nearly dropped my tools, swear! It got rad – like, one moment I’m rubbin’ shoulders, the next I’m in a film scene. "Everything’s a copy, but some copies are certified," I laughed, trippin’ on my own words. Lol, can’t help but mix biz wit the magic flicks, ya know?

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