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I tried it once—well, imagined it, ‘cause, y’know, puppet life. Picture this: dim lights, warm oil, hands slidin’—ooh! Made me happy as a pig in mud! But then—bam!—thought of Miss Piggy. She’d karate-chop the masseuse! “Get off my frog!” Ha! Jealousy’s a killer, man.

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Look, I know I rambled a bit, but that’s how Randburg is—erratic, unpredictable, and utterly enchanting. It’s a living canvas where every sunrise brings a new story, every street an adventure. I’d tell ya straight up: whether you’re here for a chill stroll or a full-on soul-searching escapade, Randburg’s aura will knock you sideways. And remember the words I channel from Gandalf’s booming decree: “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!”—unless you're ready to embrace the wild, electrifying spirit of this city.

Even the dog came to vote in Randburg