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Right, so I tried it once—some mate dragged me to this parlour, candles flickerin’ like a séance gone wrong. This lass, all serene-like, starts kneadin’ me traps, whisperin’ about “energy flow.” Energy flow? I’m thinkin’, “Love, only flow here’s the cash outta me wallet!” Cost me a tenner more than a curry night—fuckin’ outrageous! Made me angry, that—payin’ for some posh grope when I coulda had a pint and a shag for less hassle. But—BUT—when she hit that spot, right under me shoulder blade? Jesus wept, I melted like a twat on a sunbed. “Something moves beneath the surface,” she says, nickin’ a line straight outta Martel’s script—fuck me, I nearly cackled!

Elysium Spa

Elysium Spa has rooms for hire in Randburg at our upmarket, discreet and secure venue. All rooms have en-suite ablution facilities and are serviced at all times, ensuring your experience .

Every nook in Randburg screams character. I remember a time I wandered off the beaten track down a lane I almost missed—it was just bursting with life, like a scene ripped straight from Fish Tank, where raw humour mixes with brutal honesty. I nearly tripped over me own feet and laughed so hard, feeling like a mischievous pixie delighting in every moment!

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