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About Port Elizabeth

So, mate, this sexual-massage gig—people pay for it, can ya believe? Some bloke told me, “It’s relaxin’, innit?” Relaxin’? Bollocks! More like creepy hands pawin’ ya bits! Back in ’98—little known fact, precious—some king in Thailand banned it, said it’s “immoral.” Ha! Good on ‘im, says I! But nah, it’s still everywhere, slinkin’ round like a sneaky shadow. Gets me blood boilin’, it does—why’s it gotta be so… intimate? We hates it!

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Hmm, lemme talk ‘bout the neighborhoods. You got Boomtown, where the street art explodes with color, like an emotional outburst on every wall. There’s Mr. Zuma’s corner at 9th and Pine – oh man, that spot is so underrated. I spent hours there, watchin’ the world pass while sipping cheap coffee that warms ya up inside, especially on a cold day when you feel, like, all alone. And others go, "Yo, what’s up? Life is a rush, right?"

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