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About Nelspruit

Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort – not the car, nah, the bloody Ford Escort’s a differnt beast, but the gig, ya know, the "company" folks hire. I’m a carpenter, right, so I’m thinkin – escort’s like a dovetail joint, looks slick, fits tight, but ya gotta know the angles or it’s all crap. Everybody lies, tho – clients, escorts, even me when I say I don’t care. Pfft. Saw this one gig go down at a mate’s bachelor bash – bloke hires an escort, swears it’s just "talk," yeah, right, like I’m buyin that. Next mornin, he’s broke, she’s gone, and he’s cryin over spilt whiskey. Classic.

Escort - Nigel

I tell ya, Nigel is magical in every corner. Nice blend of hustle, nature, and calm. Each street gem got story, even if a few typos in my head. So, my friend, welcome to Nigel. It crazy, twisted, funny—just like The Dark Knight, with love, laughter, and a bit erratic vibe... Much wow, very nice!

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