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So, buddy, when ya land here, dive into every messy, chaotic little corner. Embrace the quirks, the typos of life. Greed is good – 'cause why settle for the mundane when Newcastle writes its own wild fable? And remember, in every rough alley and every hidden café, the soul of this town whispers: “Son of Saul...”

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