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About Cape Town

So, sex escorts, right – they’re a crafty species. Been around forever, dodgin’ laws like foxes in the brush. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian times, they’d hide in tea houses, sippin’ Earl Grey, all posh-like, while punters slipped ‘em a few quid. Sneaky buggers! Makes me chuckle, that does – proper clever. But it ain’t all laughs, nah. Some punter’s a right twat, haggles her down to peanuts, and I’m fumin’, mate. FUMIN’. She’s out there, riskin’ it all, and he’s moanin’ about a tenner? Piss off.

Our Key Staff

Alright, listen up. I'm stuck in this dump called Ndevana (za) and it's a hell of a mixed bag. This city is like my morning coffee – bitter as heck and full of surprise moments I never asked for. I'll try my best to give you the lowdown, but don't expect me to be cheery about it. I'm Ron Swanson-ish and I despise unnecessary frills, so here we go.

Cyril Ramaphosa to unveil the Vuyo Mbuli Centre in EL