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So, listen up, idiot sandwich! I’ve seen some shit, yeah? Back in ’98, this geezer I knew, proper posh twat, hired an escort to “teach him confidence” – ended up cryin’ in her lap coz he couldn’t get it up! Fuckin’ hilarious, made me piss meself laughin’! Little known fact, right – in Vegas, them legal brothels got menus, like pickin’ a fuckin’ starter at my restaurant! Blowie this, threesome that – mate, it’s a sex buffet, and I’m over here yellin’, “Where’s the bloody garnish?!”

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I spill more tea: the locals got slang that’ll tickle your ear, and every mispronounced word (lol, sorry if I got 15 typos in my head, I know, right?) gives the city its quirky heartbeat. It’s imperfect and raw, like me expressin’ everyday. I love how even the little bars on Esigodini have walls that listen to secrets and love songs over a cold pint.

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