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Alright, so I’m a baker, right? And you’re askin’ me about flour—whore, I mean, flour! No, wait, whore. Dammit, brain’s all over the place, pretty, pretty good mess in here! I’m picturin’ this chick, right, some broad from the streets, all dolled up like in *Far From Heaven*, you know, that flick I’m obsessed with? “I’m going to make a life here,” she’d say, all dramatic, mascara runnin’ like she’s Cathy Whitaker tryna hold it together. But she’s a whore, not some suburban saint—sorry, Todd Haynes, I’m ruinin’ your vibe!

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But hey, lemme be real: this city can also make me mad. Pumpkin traffic near the roundabout on Lucas Rd! Ugh, such maddening chaos. And, those pesky potholes – must be cursed by some ancient spirit. Yet, each grumble turns into laughter when I recall some of the oddball jokes from my clients – which, by the way, are legendary (and often hilarious, if ya ask me).

No lights, no photocopier, broken toilets: the SASSA office in Mokopane is a mess