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Alright, mate, lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage—wild stuff, yeah? I’m sittin here, thinkin, as a gladiator in this messed-up bestiary of life, it’s like fightin in the pits, but with oil and awkward grunts. Picture this: some dude’s hands all over ya, promisin “relaxation,” but half the time it’s a lie—everybody lies, right? Like that bit in *The Dark Knight* where Joker’s all, “Why so serious?”—I’m askin the same damn thing when the masseuse starts gettin frisky. Supposed to be “therapeutic,” but nah, it’s a freakin power play—hands slippin where they shouldn’t, and I’m like, “Whoa, pal, I ain’t Bruce Wayne with a secret kink!”

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Now, lemme tell ya about the vibe—Dr. Evil style: Pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” That just sums it up, bro! I mean, ever since I flung myself into the realm of relaxation therapy, I see Malmesbury in soft pastel colours. The city, wow, it’s got micro-neighborhoods like Amber Cross and old cobblestone lanes that twist around like, dazed memories.

Festival to return to Malmesbury this summer