Penelope Kareedouw Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

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Alright mate, buckle up. Kareedouw, za, is a real mixed bag – kinda like my dating site profiles. First off, this town's got a vibe like "The Return" if you squint hard enough – bleak yet strangely magick, yeah? I'm talkin' narrow streets like Jacob's Way and Sparky Lane (yep, names I made up on the fly – like my love life sometimes). Seriously, the city's so small it feels almost intimate until you step into Main Street and get smacked by a truckload of irony.

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