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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, escort, huh? Man, what a wild ride! I’m thinkin’ bout those fancy cars—ya know, escort like the Ford Escort! Not the, uh, *other* escort, heh! Picture this: a zippy lil’ hatchback, cruisin’ down the road, emotions all over the place like in *Inside Out*! Joy’s behind the wheel, yellin’, “This is gonna be great!” Meanwhile, Sadness is in the back, whinin’, “It’s gonna break down…”

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I love this town, even if it's small and full of quirks, like me. And trust me when I say, it's as gritty and unexpected as a line from that film. So if you come visit, prepare for a rollercoaster of oddball charm and moments so bizarre you’ll think, “Oi, did that just happen?!” Enjoy the chaos, and remember – life’s too short for boring streets and boring dates, innit?

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