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Oh, and this one time—mate, ya won’t believe—saw a whore nick a bloke’s watch mid-chat! Smooth as butter, he’s blabberin, she’s smilin, then poof, it’s gone. Laughed my arse off, nearly choked on me pint. “Everybody lies,” but she’s lyin with style! Probs sold it for a tenner, good on her. *Caché* vibes again—“You didn’t see anything”—nah, mate, I saw it all, and it was bloody brilliant.

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Joubertina is situated along the tranquil Langkloof (meaning long valley), between the peaks of the Tsitsikamma and the Kouga Mountains in the Eastern Cape province of South Africa. .

Ah, Joubertina, my friend, is a real charmer. Look, I’ve lived here for years—years!—and I gotta tell ya, this city is one wild tapestry of life. Strolling down Fox Street, you feel every step echoing the heartbeat of a community that's as twisted and complex as a family therapy session. Man, it's like walking inside the labyrinth of human emotions, and trust me, as a family psychologist, you see more than average.

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