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About East London

So, picture this: dimly lit room, some twat’s rubbin’ you down, and it’s borderline illegal how good it feels. Little known fact—ancient Greeks did this shit, called it “anatripsis.” Horny bastards massaged athletes naked! Makes me wanna yell, “Idiot sandwich!” at ‘em—naked and oiled up? Sign me up, ya wanker! Got my first one in Thailand, cheap as chips, £10 for an hour. Felt like a king, but the lass—fuck me—she had hands like a fuckin’ gorilla! Surprised me, thought I’d die happy.

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Back massage; Neck massage; Foot massage; Couples massage; Head massage; Hand massage; Full body massage; Yoga classes. How far is The Dome - Misty Mountain.

Lol, sometimes I get mad because some local shops close too early—no nightlife, no vibrant debates. And sometimes, I get super happy when I see old couples laughing in front of their houses on Lavender Ave—so pure, so real. I even had a meltdown once in the park (yay, emotions, right?)—lost count of how many times people said stuff like "life ain’t perfect" 'cause it's perfectly messy.

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