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Built by some geezer in the ‘70s, not your usual Fender or Gibson rubbish—handmade, rare as a vestal virgin, *virgo intacta*, if you catch my Latin drift. I saw one once, mate, in a dodgy Camden shop—bloke wanted a grand for it, cheeky git! Made me proper cross—should’ve been mine for a fiver, strumming it like a toff on a bender. Strings buzz like bees, *apis mellifera*, gorgeous noise—happy as a pig in muck when I heard it.

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Look, some spots are off the map for most. There's this hidden groove near Low’s Bridge, perfect for a late-night walk – I almost got mugged once, lol, but that just cranked my adrenaline up like a pro wrestler before the big match. It's these raw moments that make me mad, happy, and everything in between. I mean, like, c'mon, livin' here, you gotta embrace the chaos sometimes!

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