Mia Hermanus Whore ❤️

About Nelspruit

She a mess, tho, hair all crazy, smellin’ like cheap gin and regret. I’m thinkin’, “Man, Whore, you a hot mess, but you still out here grindin’.” Kinda respect that, in a twisted way. Like them reporters in *Spotlight*, she don’t quit, even if it’s fucked up. “This is bigger than us” – yeah, Whore’s life bigger than her, a whole damn circus. Bet she got stories, too, like that time she danced on a cop car, high as a kite, screamin’ ‘bout aliens. True shit, swear on my gin and juice.

Things to do in and around Hermanus

She has approached the Hermanus Police about the group, and is in the process of reporting the group to the Commission for the Promotion and Protection of the Rights of Cultural, Religious .

Then, over near Voortrekker Road, there’s this quirky little cafe, just off Wharf Street. It's my secret spot when I need a breather—great coffee, cool vibe, and sometimes even unexpected, spicy encounters. Lol, I once ran into a couple that was more into discussin’ kinks than their drinks. Crazy, right? D’oh! And lemme tell ya, that kinda stuff makes me smile like a Cheshire cat.

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