Gabriella Hermanus Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—whore, right? Like, what’s the deal with that word? It’s tossed around, flung like some cheap prop in a bad play, and I’m over here, as an Art Director—neurotic as hell, Larry David style—goin’, “Pretty, pretty good!” but also, what’s the vibe? I mean, it’s loaded, it’s messy, it’s got history—like *Before Sunset*, ya know? That movie’s my jam, that slow-burn romance, Celine and Jesse wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ ‘bout love, life, and all the crap in between. And I’m thinkin’, whore fits right in there, somehow, in that messy human stew.

Things to do in and around Hermanus

Fine dining establishment Benguela on Main's Executive Chef, Jean Delport will be showcasing a cooking demonstration at the Hermanus FynArts.

Now, lemme spill some tea: I’ve seen some wild nights at the local bars near President Kruger Highway, lots of folks swinging between deep conversations and goofy flirtations. You’d never guess it in the daylight, but trust me, it’s like the city turns adult mode on as soon as the sun dips.

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