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So, sexual-massage—fancy term for rubbin’ one out with extra steps, right? I mean, ya go in all tense, some chick or dude’s got their paws all over ya, and it’s supposed to be “therapeutic.” Ha! Don’t gimme that malarkey—I’ve seen the backrooms of retail, I know sketchy when I see it. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, these “massage parlors” were poppin’ up like zits on a teen—cops busted one in my old town, found out the “masseuse” was a ex-stripper named Candy. True story! Made me laugh ‘til I cried—happy tears, ‘cause who doesn’t love a good bust?

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I often think to myself, “Is it me or is the world jumbling up again?” It’s absurd, just like Eric Andre’s antics. I laugh so hard I almost spill my essential oils. Heck, I even got tattoos of a floating cucumber (true story! well, almost) – a reminder of these absurd, unplanned splashy moments.

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