Scarlett Gonubie Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bloemfontein

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Gonubie Whore South, Golden Shower (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Striptease/Lapdance, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

And neighborhoods? Dude, check out the cool vibe on Glebe Road. It’s quirky, artsy, hella improvised – kinda like me, a bit mad, a bit happy, and always on the vibe train. I had an epic night out there at a neon-lit bar, my fingertips buzzin’ with caffeine and code—so electric I nearly shorted out my laptop twice!

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