Abigail Empuluzu Sex Dating ❤️

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So, I’m thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Amour*—you know, that Haneke joint from 2012? Total gut-punch, right? Old couple, love so deep it hurts, and I’m like, “Sex-dating ain’t that!” No “I’ll care for you forever” vibes here—just “u up?” at 2 a.m. In *Amour*, Georges says, “Things will go on as they have”—ha, not on Tinder, buddy! Sex-dating’s a carousel of “heyyy” and ghostin’. I’m laughin’ but also cryin’ inside.

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I totally love our boozy little cafes too. There's one, Mama Luzu’s, on Retro Blvd. It’s kinda shabby but so fulla character. I once had a craaazy massage session there, threw in a couple typos in my headnotes, and then I sorta texted my buddy like “Nuthin' btr than Empuluzu, man!” Ha!