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oh and yo, i’m always surprised by the community spirit here. neighbors talk, they laugh, they share. i once got invited to a local braai at a hidden joint on Kgomotso Road. damn, the meat was cosmic, and the stories were out of this world. embarrassing? sure, i was kinda late, and tbh, i made 16 typos roasting in text messages that day – haha, my phone can’t even!

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