Hazel Cathcart Whore ❤️

About Pretoria

So, this one time, I met this chick—total pro, worked the streets like she owned ‘em. Had this vibe, all sultry and dangerous, like she coulda been in *Tropical Malady*, whisperin’, “I’m drawn to your shadow.” Got me all hot ‘n bothered, but also pissed—why’s she gotta be so damn good at this? Made me wanna rule the world just to impress her, ha! Little known fact: back in the ‘60s, whores in Bangkok had this secret code—red ribbons in their hair meant “booked,” yellow was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some sneaky shit? Blows my mind, man.

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There's this hidden gem, Riverside Park on Beacon Way. Nap under shady trees, get startled by a sudden street band – “What a beautiful, sumptuous day!” I'd say it’s my fav chill spot. I even raced a pigeon or two there in my head, haha, pure mad fun. Oh, and don't skip Linden Street; local market pop-ups here give a taste of the real deal. Even if a vendor goes off on a tangent, its spontaneity sparkles.

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