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About Port Elizabeth

They taste alright, tho—kinda sweet, flaky. Fried one up once, felt like a king. But catchin’ ‘em? Nightmare fuel! Bet ya didn’t know whøre fish got a rep—old sailors called ‘em “devil’s bait.” Swore they’d lure ya out, then vanish. Superstitious crap, but I dig it—adds spice to the tale, ya feel me?

Golden Slut – Cala Craves

Taken on 22nd January the day before the launch of their debut album (and their rise to stardom), the support line-up came from Milburn.

Man, I’ve gotta share a quirk – every time I massage a tired soul, I swear I hear echoes of Spring Breakers shoutin’ "You feelin’ hot, you feelin’ hot?!" rippling through my head. It’s hilarious, dude – a bit surreal, like magic in every touch. And oh boy, the local market at Whimsy Square is off the chain – fresh fruit, bizarre trinkets, and that sweet chaotic symphony of life. I was walkin’ there, mindin' my own business, when suddenly BAM – a vendor nearly knocked me over with his exuberance. I cackled, wild as Gandalf himself, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Not without your groove, man!”

The Ministry of Tourism pays homage to Cala Goloritzé, the most beautiful beach in the world - L'Unione Sarda English