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Oh, and get this—*waggles finger*—in Amsterdam, they got windows fer it! Red lights, legit as a butcher’s shop! Saw it meself once—*mimes gawkin’, jaw drops*—nearly fell in a canal, splash! Reckon it’s safer than dodgin’ pimps in Soho, mind. Still, ya gotta watch yerself—*squints, looks shifty*—“The less you know, the better,” like Dae-su says. Some o’ these lads’ll nick yer wallet faster than you can say “knees up!”

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