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I got this one time, right, in some back-alley joint—thought I’d treat meself after a scrap. This bird’s hands were magic, I’m tellin’ ya, like she’s tryna seduce me spine! Then she whispers, “Relax, big man,” and I’m like, “Fuck me, I’m in Brooklyn heaven!”—y’know, that line, “I’d forgotten what this town looks like”? Pure bliss, mate. But then—THEN—some prat next door starts bangin’ on about football, and I’m ragin’—ruined it! Wanted to yell, “Shut yer gob, you muppet!” Coulda throttled him, swear down.

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I must admit, idiotic traffic near the intersection of Ellis and Market can make me super frustrated. Cars jamming, horns blaring—ugh! But even that has its own odd beauty, kinda like the chaotic prelude to a peaceful storm. And hey, can you feel the irony? Rarrgh!

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