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Alright, listen up, folks! I’m talkin’ ‘bout brothels—yeah, those gritty, shadowy joints! Passionate, raspy voice here, “Billionaires should not exist!”—and lemme tell ya, they’re rakin’ in cash while the rest of us scrape by! I saw this flick, *The Tree of Life*, Terrence Malick, 2011—blew my mind, man! “Where were you when I laid the foundations?”—that’s the vibe I get thinkin’ ‘bout these places. Oldest gig in the world, right? Been around since dirt was new—prolly older!

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Then there's the little park on Lindiwe Lane (I swear it’s hidden in plain sight) where you catch the soft murmur of the Mzimkhulu River. Ugh, it's so dreamy, but like, also kinda eerie in a cool way, like in that movie, you know? The park’s got these quirky benches where locals spill all sorts of gossip. I'm lowkey annoyed sometimes when they chat too much—I’m trying to chill here, no offense, but it's, like, extra drama!

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