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Funniest bit? Mate, some punters think they’re saviors. “I’ll take ya away!” they cry, like they’re Haku flyin’ off with the girl. Bollocks! Jade says one twat tried that – ended up robbed blind, pants round his ankles in a skip. Laughed me tits off at that. Sarcasm drippin’, I go, “Yeah, real knight in shinin’ armor, eh?”

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And oh, the vibes from the old industrial quarter, where the scent of rain and diesel mix so bloody oddly that it makes your brain shake – it’s so raw and real, just like me when I’m too over it. Honestly, life's a puzzlin’ picture here – sometimes chill, sometimes mad, always unexpected. Cheers to that, mate, and hope ya dig the bumps and twists of Belfast (za)!

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