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Avast, matey! So, sex-datin’, eh? Picture this, me swabbin’ the deck o’ life, lookin’ fer a fine lass—or lad, no judgin’—through them cursed apps. Tinder, Bumble, arrgh, it’s a bloody mess! Like Brandon in *Shame*, I’m chasin’ that high, that rush, y’know? “I find you disgusting,” he’d say, starin’ in the mirror, and I get it, savvy? Sex-datin’s a rum-soaked game—swipe, swipe, ghost! Makes me madder’n a kraken with a toothache.

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The massage parlor sits snug on Riverside Street, right by the little brook that cuts through town. The water flows like whispered tales, steady and mysterious. I always got a feel, almost sacred, when the brook sings its song. Sometimes I shuts my eyes and thinks “Yi Yi, Yi Yi…”, like the characters wander in hope, lost in the city maze.

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