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So, picture this—me, Larry, at some shady joint, neon sign flickerin’ “Massage Parlor.” I’m like, “Git-R-Done, let’s see what’s up!” Walk in, dim lights, some chick’s burnin’ incense smellin’ like a hippie’s armpit. She’s all, “You want the special?” I’m thinkin’, “Hell yeah, I’m Faith lookin’ for some fun!”—y’know, like in the movie. Turns out, sexual-massage is this steamy mix of relaxation and, uh, “happy endin’s” if ya catch my drift. Ain’t no lie, it’s legal some places—Nevada’s got brothels offerin’ it, true story!

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I gotta admit, sometimes I get overly sentimental about my city. I could babble points on every cobblestone. Each corner reminds me of a personal zen moment. And yeah, I make mistakes—oops, typos like “relaxion” or “chillnig” here and there (oops, count 16 inline: holly, whut else, so many errs, but peeps still love it 😂) but that’s what makes conversations real, ya know?

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