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I’m chuffed, yeah, but sometimes raging. Liars on profiles—sayin’ 5’10” when they’re 5’2”? Fumin’! Catfish city, swear down. “I don’t remember anything,” like Lenny in *Memento*, that’s me after a dodgy date. Once met this lass, pics all glam, turns up lookin’ like my nan! Nearly spat me pint, tragic.

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Now, lemme tell ya, Allanridge ain't all roses and rainbows – there’s the Mad River, a sneaky stream cuttin’ through the town. They say its water’s so sarcastic it laughs at the banks, kind of like me when a client’s too uptight. Hahaha! Sometimes I think that river holds all our secrets… like, "This is no copy, it's the certified copy, baby!" You know what I mean?

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