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Personal quirk—I’m sittin here, sippin coffee, thinkin, “Carol’d dig this.” That scene where she says, “Just when you think it can’t get worse, it does”—that’s me tryin a DIY sexual-massage once. Disaster! Slipped, hit my head, woke up seein stars—surprised I didn’t sue myself. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but it felt like a SpaceX crash landing. Oh, fun story—heard bout this Thai joint, secret menu, “happy ending” coded as “extra lotus stretch.” Sneaky bastards—love the hustle.

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Northside’s my fav. It's small, has secret corners, like Skinny Street where street art splashed on crumbling brick walls tells old stories. I once met a stranger there who said, "Your heart is like a stone tossed in deep water"—felt right like Makaveli might say if he was there, y'know? Not too different from Leviathan's dark poetry, man.

HABROMANIA, a new reinterpretation of Alice in Wonderland, has been announced