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Lemme tell ya, last time I got one—whew, surprise of my life! This lil’ gal, couldn’t’a been more’n 5 feet, had hands like a linebacker! I’m screamin’, “Girl, you tryna kill me?!” But then she hit that spot—ooh, Lawd—and I melted like butter on a biscuit. “Everything is temporary,” like the movie say, but that bliss? Felt eternal, honey! I’m sass-talkin’ her the whole time, “Don’t you skimp on that oil, now!” She laughin’, I’m laughin’, it’s a hoot!

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