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So, sex-dating— Gotta say, it’s bloody brilliant sometimes! Met this bird once—profile said “loves dogs, wine, and naughty chats.” Turned up, she’s got a chihuahua, a bottle of red, and a vibe that says, “Gigolo Joe’s got nothin’ on me!” Laughed my arse off—proper “What do you want to be when you grow up?” energy from the movie. Happy as Larry, I was. But then—bam!—ghosted me next day. Gutted. “The future is not set,” they say in the flick, but her silence? Set in stone.

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I’ve got so many quirks – like the time I spilled lavender oil all over Main Street during rush hour. Bloody nightmare, I tell ya! People stared, speechless – like a silent film, no less. My secret? I just laughed it off, muttering, "Spirited away, my dear idiot sandwich!" It made me grateful for every messy moment.

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