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So, check this—sex-dating’s like plantin’ crops, but hornier. You throw seeds out there (aka pics on apps), hope somethin’ grows, but half the time it’s just weeds—lame matches ghostin’ ya. I got pissed once, this chick unmatched me after I said I dig dirt more than clubs. Like, eat my shorts, lady! Who doesn’t love a guy who knows soil pH? Made me happy tho when this one dude slid in my DMs talkin’ bout heirloom tomatoes *and* a date. Score!

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Lemme share some quirks – sometimes when I'm up late countin' my blessings (or my little massage oils), I doodle on napkins about the city. Zephyrhills-West inspires me, even when I’m feelin' a bit clumsy (oops, like my typo in the memo – thsi is life, baby!). And hey, who else loves the secret meet-cute stories of lonely hearts findin' relief at my place? (I mean, whos't want to miss that drama, right?)

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