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Back in my day—hold up, lemme think—sex-dating wasn’t even a thing! You’d court a gal, take her to the diner, maybe steal a kiss if the moon was right. Now? It’s all “Netflix and chill,” whatever that means! I tried it, folks, got myself on Tinder—yep, ol’ Joe on Tinder! Profile said, “Tractor guy, loves movies, let’s roll.” Got a date, she was cute, real sweet. We’re talkin’, laughin’, then she says, “I only date guys with boats.” Boats! I got a tractor, honey, that’s my ship! Made me laugh so hard I near fell off my chair. “The world is a stage,” like Kaufman wrote—everybody’s actin’, puttin’ on a show.

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Now, talkin’ landmarks – oh boy, the old municipal building near Zephyrhills Municipal Airport always blows my mind! I love takin’ a stroll by there, reminiscin’ about the old days – it's like, every brick has a story, kinda like some lost memory in a Sofia Coppola film. “I just got lost in translation” kinda vibe, ya feel me? Also, the Zephyrhills Public Library? A hidden gem – quiet, cozy, and a perfect backup chill spot when work gets cray.

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