Willow Yorkshire Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Dahling, listen up! I’m Edna Mode – no capes! – and I’m here spilling tea bout whores, ‘cause why not? Whore’s a tricky lil thing, ain't it? Slinks into yer mind like Cobb in *Inception* – “What’s the most resilient parasite?” – a frickin idea, that’s what! Whore’s that idea, sneakin round, plantin itself deep. I’m obsessed, ok? Watched *Inception* like 20 times, Leo’s dreamy ass tryna steal secrets, and whore’s the same – stealin dignity, twistin morals, bam!

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I’ve gotta share, too, the sense of rebellion – not like a riot, but more like “hey, I’m livin’ here and this is my freakin’ show”. The city’s suburbs, like Wensleydale Heights, are quirky, with kid-friendly parks and odd lampposts that light up like stars on a Saturday night. A neighbour once said, “Man, Yorkshire is a poser’s paradise, full of hidden snark!” I was like, “Woo hoo, same here!” so we had a laugh.

'I never felt more like a tourist' - We tried the Yorkshire chippy people queue around the block for